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I Have an Ego

Mon Jan 5, 2009, 7:52 PM
I steal memes...

➠ SURVEY
Step 1: Fill this in, and as such everyone on your watch list may then tell you you are not a bad artist. This will let you know how splendid you are, that way you can boost your monstrous ego just a smidgeon more.

Step 2: Now that you've got that great ego boost that you needed, you can sit and revel in it, and believe (falsely) that you are so superior to everyone else.

1. [ ] When you doodle, you say it's a simple drawing. (who says that?)
2. [ ] Always provide excuses such as "Still in development"
3. [ ] Can only create an excuse of "I used a mouse, not a tablet" (Lame...)
4. [ ] You only draw faces.
5. [ ] You always draw faces at the same direction.
6. [ ] The proportion is awful.
7. [ ] Every character looks the same.
8. [ ] Uses different hairstyle to distinguish characters. (Har! I should give one of my characters EMO BANGS! That'll show 'em... that'll show 'em all!)
9. [X] Cannot distinguish left and right direction. (SHUT UP! I usually see things as they are in a mirror! Don't ask me why... it's a quirk. >:c)
10. [ ] "Sketch? Who cares about that?"
11. [ ] You only draw sketches.
12. [ ] What's a LAYER??? (It's the thing on a cake, of course you silly bean!)
13. [ ] You always draw one character.
14. [ ] You always draw characters in same angle.
15. [ ] No matter how you draw, it's the same expression.
16. [ ] You couldn't draw characters with movement.
17. [ ] You barely draw feet. (I think I draw feet okay... not the best. I still hate drawing them though)
18. [ ] You can't draw figures from high or low angles.
19. [ ] You don't even know the definition of high and low angle drawing. (Wow...)
20. [ ] A shitty figure drawing in dynamic pose can be turned into a 4th Dimensional abstract. (Wooo.... that'd be fun! The 4th Dimension!)
21. [ ] Same character looks totally different when it is drawn in different angle or direction.
22. [ ] You can't even draw anything other than characters or draw everything except characters. (Whut?)
23. [ ] You can only draw cute characters. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!....)
24. [ ] You can only draw handsome characters. (My characters are complete studs and you know it)
25. [ ] Hands is your nightmare
26. [ ] Your character's hands are always hidden behind.
27. [ ] The idea sketch is professional but the actual quality is shitty.
28. [ ] You try to cover up one of the eyes with hair so that you can draw only one eye. (LOL EMO BANGS! EVERYBODY HOP ON DE BANDWAGON NOW!)
29. [ ] Your works are always asymmetrical. (That could mean many things... >:<;)
30. [ ] Line art only = Finished piece.
31. [ ] Rough sketch only = Finished piece
32. [ ] You have no anatomical knowledge. (I KNOW WHERE ARMS GO!)
33. [ ] You only draw eyes.
34. [X] Character's hand and eyes are huge. (Well.... my cartoon character's are, but that's stylization.)
35. [ ] You're poor in drawing the position of boobs. (Tee hee hee... boobs)
36. [ ] Your artworks are free from all logic. Awkward anatomy and proportion.
37. [X] You lose confidence when other people's works look great. (I'm an insecure little prick)
38. [ ] You think they are genius when they come up with satisfied quality.
39. [X] You collect other people's works as practice references but you actually collect them as a collection. (I like collecting stuff I think looks cool! :O)
40. [ ] While drawing, you easily lose patience and go do something else.
41. [ ] Tablet is your god item. (Only in Photoshop...)
42. [X] You regain confidence when other people's works look crappier than yours. (Again... insecure little prick)
43. [ ] You are more than willing to draw but you lose the spirit so easily.
44. [X] You completely lose the confidence when you see the works of true genius. (Insecure little-.... OKAY! I'm done with that mantra!)
45. [ ] You draw once a month or even once a year. (Oh hell no.)
46. [ ] You get mad when your favorite artists are being lazy.
47. [ ] When you draw hentai art, you end up drawing grotesque horror pictures because their proportion is so fucking awful. (OH YES!... with all that nasty HENTAI I draw.... I must file it away with all the nasty furry porn I put out there as well!)
48. [X] You don't even have faith in yourself. (SHUT UP! >:C)
49. [ ] You can't even draw since the beginning.
50. [ ] You realized there are problems and know where to fix but you never do.

... Oh yeah. And I lost my job today.

  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: My cat being annoying
  • Watching: Nuthin'
  • Playing: Silent Hill 3...
  • Drinking: Hot Chocolate

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:iconazrael-nekhbet:
HERE'S YER GOOD NOODLE STAR!:lol:
Isn't this addicting fun?:XD: Ahaha, I lose faith in me alot....XP
LOL and yes, my characters are complete studs too. HAPPY TEIM!


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:iconquaidezmaster:
YEAH!
I R GUD NOODL!

It is. Journal memes are always fun.

SEXINESS! MMMMYEA!

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:icongarudaserpent:
oh you've gotta look out for all that hentai!

is it just me or is it sad that it's assumed that everyone draws porn...

also yay good stuff :D

but that sucks about your job D: what was it?

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I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri rock! I need scissors! Sixty-one!
:iconthewizardofwack:
Would that be "Lost your Job" as in "I was let go" or rather a "They caught me bathing on the roof so I'm fired" sort of thing?

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Did you check under the couch?

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*Copypastes the sentences under "survey", only changing the tense*
Now I'm gonna do this...

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